Me: Hello. My two-year contract isn't up but would there be a penalty for an early termination?
Comcast: I'm sorry to hear you're considering leaving. Is there a reason? What if I offered a special promotion for-
Me: No thank you.
Comcast: Are you unhappy with our services? ...Is there another cable provider you're looking to switch to? Is she prettier than me?? I CAN CHANGE DON'T LEAVE ME I'LL DIEE
-update- It hasn't even been a week and they literally called me four times since this conversation.
Warning: if you're with Comcast and ever decide to leave at any point, they will turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
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12 May 13 at 2 pm

mount rainier national park

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12 May 13 at 1 pm

swamp lanterns! or skunk cabbage. that’s a grosser name though.

swamp lanterns! or skunk cabbage. that’s a grosser name though.
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12 May 13 at 1 pm

Western Hemlock pine cones

Western Hemlock pine cones
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12 May 13 at 9 am

Hiking at Mt. Rainier National Park with my parents! (I drove up to Seattle from Portland this weekend for Mother’s Day.)

I made them climb this gigantic tree that was fallen over for a picture. Old growth forests are cool. 

Hiking at Mt. Rainier National Park with my parents! (I drove up to Seattle from Portland this weekend for Mother’s Day.)
I made them climb this gigantic tree that was fallen over for a picture. Old growth forests are cool. 
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12 May 13 at 2 am

My parents and I were on our way to Mount Rainier National Park and we stopped by an abandoned house!

Based on the stuff I found lying around, my guess is the house was abandoned in 1993.

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28 Apr 13 at 2 am

Instead of throwing excess silicone mixture away, sometimes some coworker friends of mine use it to cast boobs instead. For some reason I got saddled with nipple-painting duty. Another coworker friend of mine wanted to learn the painting/sealing process so I did a zombie boob demo during our break lol.